AKA: Pavement 1, Kirsty 0
Last week, as I was waiting for a cab for some members of our Community Access Panel, they pointed out to me that the kerb on the vehicle access to the Centre was quite high and we might want to think about painting it to warn people not to trip over it. I made a note of this, of course, and mentioned it in passing to our facilities manager.
This week, as I was leaving the celebration event on Wednesday evening (having had one soft drink and a biscuit or two) I tripped over it and landed like a felled tree on the pavement. A cyclist swerved off the road and informed me that I was bleeding before swerving off again. Fortunately I was outside work so I staggered back in and got myself mopped up, and they put me in a cab to the station as at that point it looked as if I had a mouse on my brow and a couple of small grazes.
Onto the tube I hopped, having waited for some time for a train. With no mirror handy I had no idea what I looked like. The friend I’d been chatting to when I faceplanted had made me promise to phone Miriam and Jill and get picked up from Epping station. When Miriam picked me up she took one look at me and marched me off to a nurse colleague, who took another look and sent me off to A&E.
On the way Miriam called at Lidl and bought me a bag of frozen peas, as well as a QP with cheese from the McDonalds next door as I hadn’t eaten for about eight hours. The peas are the best vegetable anyone’s bought me since Kerry turned up in 2006 with a Savoy cabbage when I had mastitis. They lasted four hours before becoming mushy peas, which then defrosted on my top.
By this point I had double vision, was feeling quite queasy as I hadn’t eaten, and words like ‘head injury’ and ‘concussion’ were being bandied about the place. A&E at 8pm on a Wednesday was clearly the cool place to be as it was absolutely packed. I had my temperature and blood pressure taken, and about 10.30pm the clinical streamer saw me and packed me off to the next waiting room where I sat from then until 9am the following day when I was actually seen by a doctor.
When we arrived in the second waiting room the waiting time was 7 hours and there were 51 patients. At 1am a nurse came round with blankets for everyone, which were much needed, and a coffee trolley was left at some point, When the painkillers kicked in I dozed off for a bit but the situation wasn’t ideal. One person had been there since 9am the previous morning in the same chair. The nurses’ station wasn’t able to tell you anything other than how many people were ahead of you (15, at 4am when I asked)
At 4am when they updated the board there were 44 patients and 10 hour wait. At 9am there were 30 patients and a 12 hour wait. There is probably a formula for this in a GCSE syllabus somewhere, but it didn’t make a lot of sense to me.
In waiting room 3 I was reunited with some of the people who’d been in A&E the previous evening but who had at least seen a doctor. The doctor did some eye checks on me and tapped my face, took a photo and went off for some advice. A while later she came back and sent me for an x-ray in case I’d broken anything. I had an x-ray which wasn’t clear enough to be sure, so I had a CT scan which showed I’d managed to fracture my lower orbit. Another doctor said she’d go and talk to another team and she’d come back to me. At 3pm I was finally told I could go home and the hospital would be in touch with an outpatients appointment. I wandered over to Geek Retreat via Primark, where I bought two pairs of very large sunglasses. Miriam retrieved me, informed me that I was staying at her house in a proper bed for a while, and took me home. Jill brought me flowers and chocolates in the evening – unnecessary but lovely!
On Friday morning I was called back into hospital to see the opthalmology team (another 5 hours of waiting around) and on Monday I’m seeing the maxillofacial team to assess whether they need to do anything. The swelling has subsided and I can see out of both eyes again which is nice!
Of course, the Centre opened on Friday and after all the preparations….I missed it. Still, I would have scared people off with my rainbow eye! Irish sister sent me some very tasteful eyepatches…thanks Steph….
So that’s been my week. Not sure what this week will look like – can I realistically go and do a storytelling session for small people on Wednesday or will the sight of my eye scare them, or host the freelancer social? No swimming, no flying, no blowing my nose – slightly worried about the underground too, of course. Who knew a faceplant would raise so many questions?
Watch this face…no, space….
Kirsty x















